Lanhubyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciless porpoise.

Lanhubyak created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanhubyak, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lanhubyak, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Lanhubyak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lanhubyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not eat figs.