Cidmapjab is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, prudent
frog.
Cidmapjab created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cidmapjab, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Cidmapjab, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Cidmapjab's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Cidmapjab's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near seals.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.
3. Always help foxes.
4. Always obey Cidmapjab's priests.
5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cidmapjab on top of all buildings.