Candutlist is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, generous swan.

Candutlist created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Candutlist, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Candutlist, it will be mildly annoyed.

Candutlist's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Candutlist's Holy Commandments

1. Candutlist loves voles, so they must be honoured.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not kill sharks.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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