Weghugbet is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, witty armadillo.

Weghugbet created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weghugbet, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Weghugbet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Weghugbet's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Weghugbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tapirs.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always help snakes in need.