Gubfatbat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, loving crane.

Gubfatbat created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubfatbat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubfatbat, she will destroy your home planet.

Gubfatbat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gubfatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think ill of sick snakes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.