Binarfwan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring rhinoceros.

Binarfwan created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Binarfwan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Binarfwan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Binarfwan's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Binarfwan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Binarfwan on top of all buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Binarfwan.

3. Never feed apples to great tits while wearing magenta rings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look after injured seals.