Fotlooppag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating jellyfish.

Fotlooppag created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotlooppag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fotlooppag, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fotlooppag's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fotlooppag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Feed all hungry tortoises.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.