Rilnangebwik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful mongoose.

Rilnangebwik created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnangebwik, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rilnangebwik, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Rilnangebwik's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rilnangebwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if nine ants approach from the north.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Always wear blue.