Queegfebqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic turtle.

Queegfebqueeg created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegfebqueeg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegfebqueeg, she will turn you into a rat.

Queegfebqueeg's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Queegfebqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear green.