Busrul is a god.

It takes the form of a small, able spider.

Busrul created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Busrul, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Busrul, it will turn you into a puffin.

Busrul's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Busrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Busrul.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.