Bimmilpag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever meerkat.

Bimmilpag created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimmilpag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bimmilpag, she will think nothing of it.

Bimmilpag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bimmilpag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six ants approach from the north.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimmilpag.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bimmilpag.