Loopraplop Cenfaglat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless seal.

Loopraplop Cenfaglat created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopraplop Cenfaglat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Loopraplop Cenfaglat, he will destroy your home planet.

Loopraplop Cenfaglat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Loopraplop Cenfaglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Loopraplop Cenfaglat's priests.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.