Nanteenstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, strong skunk.

Nanteenstaf created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanteenstaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nanteenstaf, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nanteenstaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nanteenstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three shrews approach from the north.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Nanteenstaf on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Nanteenstaf.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.