Kimmidnad is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak unicorn.

Kimmidnad created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimmidnad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimmidnad, it will turn you into a frog.

Kimmidnad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kimmidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Worship no other gods but Kimmidnad.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Frogs are not to be trusted.