Kimmidnad is a god.
It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak
unicorn.
Kimmidnad created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kimmidnad, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Kimmidnad, it will turn you into a frog.
Kimmidnad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Kimmidnad's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Never think about amino acids.
3. Worship no other gods but Kimmidnad.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.
5. Frogs are not to be trusted.