Govflatrotraw is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable hamster.

Govflatrotraw created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govflatrotraw, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Govflatrotraw, it will laugh at you.

Govflatrotraw's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Govflatrotraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never write about stars.

5. You must pray to Govflatrotraw seven times a day.