Govflatrotraw is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable
hamster.
Govflatrotraw created the solar system five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Govflatrotraw, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Govflatrotraw, it will laugh at you.
Govflatrotraw's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Govflatrotraw's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Do not eat bread.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Never write about stars.
5. You must pray to Govflatrotraw seven times a day.