Nartbodmum is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, compassionate
wyrm.
Nartbodmum created humankind three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nartbodmum, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nartbodmum, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Nartbodmum's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.
Nartbodmum's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nartbodmum.
3. Hide if three porpoises approach from the south.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.