Haswadhakmanyakgatjop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional armadillo.

Haswadhakmanyakgatjop created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haswadhakmanyakgatjop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Haswadhakmanyakgatjop, she will destroy your home planet.

Haswadhakmanyakgatjop's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Haswadhakmanyakgatjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Respect your elders.