Lentinfotrot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless dugong.

Lentinfotrot created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lentinfotrot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lentinfotrot, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lentinfotrot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Lentinfotrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.