Lentinfotrot is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless
dugong.
Lentinfotrot created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lentinfotrot, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Lentinfotrot, it will refuse to believe in you.
Lentinfotrot's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Lentinfotrot's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.