Gofyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent cat.

Gofyatt created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofyatt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gofyatt, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gofyatt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gofyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must love Gofyatt.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Never write about black holes.