Flapduding is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous faun.

Flapduding created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapduding, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flapduding, it will turn you into a dog.

Flapduding's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flapduding's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Never run in holy places.