Kadzedvolrull is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing crane.

Kadzedvolrull created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadzedvolrull, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kadzedvolrull, he will send minions to preach to you.

Kadzedvolrull's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kadzedvolrull's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kadzedvolrull first in all things.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.