Godvigvab is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain
giraffe.
Godvigvab created everything that exists six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Godvigvab, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Godvigvab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Godvigvab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Godvigvab's Holy Commandments1. Put Godvigvab first in all things.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never talk about pigs.