Zanhapfud is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil jaguar.

Zanhapfud created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhapfud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zanhapfud, he will destroy your home planet.

Zanhapfud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Zanhapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Fast once a month.