Tunmotcut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking mouse.

Tunmotcut created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tunmotcut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tunmotcut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tunmotcut's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tunmotcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Retreat if five ants approach from the north.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Fast once a month.