Cedhudbad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome meerkat.

Cedhudbad created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedhudbad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedhudbad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedhudbad's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cedhudbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cedhudbad.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.