Gedaftap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, selfish shark.

Gedaftap created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedaftap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedaftap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gedaftap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Gedaftap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Gedaftap must be the most important thing in your life.
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