Biss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, proud hydra.

Biss created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Biss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Biss, he will turn you into a rat.

Biss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not kill manatees.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not eat strawberries.
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