Zancabboss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty weasel.

Zancabboss created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zancabboss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zancabboss, she will not care at all.

Zancabboss' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Zancabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.