Sawganhun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless grasshopper.

Sawganhun created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawganhun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawganhun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sawganhun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sawganhun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink ants, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear yellow coats.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Hide if six doves approach from the west.

5. Always stare at clouds.