Rendissjan is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, two-faced
warg.
Rendissjan created bats three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rendissjan, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Rendissjan, she will turn you into a slug.
Rendissjan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Rendissjan's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lentils to foxes while wearing magenta corsets.
2. Never go into mauve rooms.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always pray immersed in water.