Tarfompibrip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, almighty unicorn.

Tarfompibrip created humanity three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarfompibrip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tarfompibrip, it will remove you from existence.

Tarfompibrip's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tarfompibrip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.