Vadwaphub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish squirrel.

Vadwaphub created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadwaphub, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadwaphub, it will destroy your home planet.

Vadwaphub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vadwaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not hurt foxes.