Vabfonhad Legbastmab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, contented deer.

Vabfonhad Legbastmab created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabfonhad Legbastmab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabfonhad Legbastmab, it will think nothing of it.

Vabfonhad Legbastmab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vabfonhad Legbastmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never go into green rooms.