Fotspagsin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive goblin.

Fotspagsin created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fotspagsin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fotspagsin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fotspagsin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fotspagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never bounce in the presence of mites.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.