Stiplapsab is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful centipede.

Stiplapsab created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiplapsab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stiplapsab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Stiplapsab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Stiplapsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about gulls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.