Spagbabhanrat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous swan.

Spagbabhanrat created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagbabhanrat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Spagbabhanrat, she will not invite you to parties.

Spagbabhanrat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Spagbabhanrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always treat manatees with great respect.

5. You must never eat coconuts.