Spagquafsak is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, witty
crow.
Spagquafsak created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagquafsak, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Spagquafsak, she will turn you into a mole.
Spagquafsak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Spagquafsak's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair orange.
2. You must love Spagquafsak.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
4. Never go into fawn rooms.
5. Do not stand on grass.