Gudfiddiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional ant.

Gudfiddiss created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfiddiss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudfiddiss, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gudfiddiss' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gudfiddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudfiddiss.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Gudfiddiss loves mites, so they must be respected.