Nelfungig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair wyvern.

Nelfungig created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfungig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelfungig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nelfungig's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nelfungig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nelfungig.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always obey Nelfungig's priests.