Yardamcep is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, kind human.

Yardamcep created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yardamcep, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yardamcep, it will turn you into a mole.

Yardamcep's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Yardamcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yardamcep.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.