Cibsabyartsatvonbessapp is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong warg.

Cibsabyartsatvonbessapp created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cibsabyartsatvonbessapp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibsabyartsatvonbessapp, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cibsabyartsatvonbessapp's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cibsabyartsatvonbessapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never paint your hands green.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not bounce in public.