Tarpcabhon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive lion.

Tarpcabhon created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarpcabhon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tarpcabhon, he will have a low opinion of you.

Tarpcabhon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Tarpcabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarpcabhon.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Never go into black rooms.