Kensityim is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying alligator.

Kensityim created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kensityim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kensityim, she will turn you into a rat.

Kensityim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Kensityim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Kensityim loves bats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.