Stipcedyog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring dingo.

Stipcedyog created a strange quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipcedyog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stipcedyog, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stipcedyog's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Stipcedyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help tortoises in need.

4. Put Stipcedyog first in all things.

5. Never eat green fruit.