Tomsad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident hedgehog.

Tomsad created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomsad, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tomsad, he will turn you into a mole.

Tomsad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tomsad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat cucumbers.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Tomsad on top of important buildings.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.