Abdapfon is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous swallow.

Abdapfon created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdapfon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Abdapfon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Abdapfon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Abdapfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to sharks while wearing black shirts.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Abdapfon loves ducks, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if eight whales approach from the west.