Kopsugdag is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest toad.

Kopsugdag created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopsugdag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kopsugdag, she will strike you with lightening.

Kopsugdag's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kopsugdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near rats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kopsugdag.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.