Dinfet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, kind giraffe.

Dinfet created the planet Saturn four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinfet, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dinfet's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dinfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Never go into brown rooms.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never skip in the presence of sharks.