Cundudbig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, merciful hippopotamus.

Cundudbig created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cundudbig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cundudbig, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cundudbig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cundudbig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four capybaras approach from the north.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always obey Cundudbig's priests.

5. Put Cundudbig first in all things.