Stigdapdogdittikmilven is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome parrot.

Stigdapdogdittikmilven created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigdapdogdittikmilven, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Stigdapdogdittikmilven, she will destroy your home solar system.

Stigdapdogdittikmilven's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stigdapdogdittikmilven's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Retreat if nine birds approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.